Futurama Quotes
Leela: Uh, Fry. You're glowing like the Human Torch on prom night.
Amy: Shouldn't you be standing on a rocky post somewhere preventing shipwrecks?
Fry: Nice. Hate me because of the brightness of my skin.
Bev: I ain't making drinks for no trashy robo-sluts!
Fembot: Trashy? At least I don't put out for quarters!
Call me old-fashioned, but I like a little romance in an orgy.
Fembot
Fry: So I went to the bathroom and my pee was green! Pretty neat, huh?
Hermes: I was wondering who Shreked in the toilet!
Bev: If you're looking for a smelly old can of booze, go look in the mirror.
Fry: Aw, snap!
Wow, you can talk? Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco!
Fry
Nothing in the universe can fracture Diamondium! Not even God 1 and God 2 put together!
Professor Farnsworth
Jumpin' Joe and Golly Jeeper I got one gigantic peeper.
Leela
Watch it ya stumble bums, you're booping my Betty.
Amy
I've got an ace up my hole!
Fry
Good news multiplayers!
Professor
Bite my 8-bit metal ass.
Bender
