Futurama Quotes
You're no doubt curious as to why I tricked you all in to hang gliding here.
Calculon
Leela: Who wants to help me break in to the hospital in Kenya?
Fry: I'll come, as long as there's no xenophobes there. [shudders]
Bender: I wanna come too!
Leela: You? Why?
Bender: To prove I can put divisive partisan politics aside to participate in a break-in!
If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.
Bender
Thank you, senator, a thoughtful and lucid answer. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
Morbo
He may not be perfect, but do we really want some new guy? I'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you!
Zoidberg
Leela: Bender, you can't even vote, you're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced, and executed!
Bender: Good news, everyone!
Farnsworth: Wh-wh-wha?
Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. And then people like me better watch their step.
I promise to cut taxes for the rich, and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!
Nixon
Fry: I hope you're not too mad at me Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.
Leela: I can't be mad, I'm on way too many painkillers. Plus, you were willing to sacrifice yourself so I could live. I mean, you failed. Miserably. But you're the only person who loves me enough to try.
That frightened little girl in the statue reminds me of Fry.
Leela
I wish I could remember with my boobs.
Fry
