Futurama Quotes
Leela: Well, it wasn't a bad life, if only I could get back that time I spent watching Tron: Legacy.
Fry: Leela, I've made up my mind. Before we die, I'm going to find and destroy every remaining copy of Tron: Legacy. It may take a couple of hours, but...
Is it just me, or is the world ending more often these days?
Hermes
Some of use were crazy before it was cool!
Number 9
No, this isn't mutant language. We use a lot more profanity.
Leela
Fry: Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
Scruffy: What viscosity you need?
Soon your trousers will slip the surly bonds of earth, and ascend to the heavens.
Professor Farnsworth
You've worn the same pants for a thousand years? No wonder they made a run for it!
Bender
Allow me, my lady. Shall we go a-trousering?
Fry
I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but what the heck.
Professor Farnsworth
Amy: Aww, Bender. Didn't your mom ever tell you where babies come from?
Bender: No, my mom was a religious fundamentalist. Plus, she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
Bender: Aw, no no no! No way am I that kid's dad!
Ben: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender: Aw, crap.
Aww, he's so cute. Wait, no he isn't! It looks like Bender!
Leela
