He already survived in the vacuum of my mom.

Fry

Leela: Where's that Chicken Soup we asked for?
Bender: Chicken, water, fire. You take it from there.

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Zoidberg: I'm afraid Fry lost a lot of juice he's developed Simpsons Jaundice.
Fry: Ay Karamba!

Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable. You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled "stop you're cutting my spine!"

Stop complaining my body rejected your liver and now I've got Garfield syndrome. I hate Mondays.

Fry

Oh sure, Leela's fine but my Jaundice has progressed to Muppet Gangrene. It's not easy being gangrenous.

Fry

Doctor: My God I've never seen such a gruesome shark attack, especially this far inland.
Leela: It wasn't a shark it was an awful, incompetent doctor.
Doctor: Wow, he must have been a total zoidberg.
Hermes: It was Zoidberg!

I do want you to kill me but I mustn't see it coming that would we agony. It must take me completely by surprise.

Professor

Zoidberg we were wrong! We're letting you out so you can kill the Professor.

Leela

Okay murder-later's finished.

Scruffy

All right, let's set it up and try again.

Bender

Futurama Season 8 Quotes

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage. If we actually pay it, we can keep the building!

Conrad

Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.