The only bright spot in your life!

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Bender: So anybody hungry?
Fry: I could stuff myself.
Leela: I'll use that free app that tells you what restaraunts are nere.
Fry: You mean the window?
Leela: Yes.

Ahhh, I got a bone in my fruit!

Leela

I'm scaroused.

Fry

Leggo my Eggo Crabbo!

Fry

I'm standing in a pool of my own feet!

Bender

Fry: Look I know he's ugly and kind of corrosive, but we can't murder someone just because he's hideous and annoying.
Amy: That's what we said about Zoidberg and look where that got us.
Zoidberg: Amy has a point.

Amy: It's so huge. How big does one of those things get?
Fry: Well, that depends on what one of those things is. That seems like a fact worth knowing.

Killing it seems like a hassle.

Leela

Oooo pimpy.

Bender

Featuring Sparky, The Invisible Elf

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Leela: Where's the professor?
Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.

Futurama Season 8 Quotes

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage. If we actually pay it, we can keep the building!

Conrad

Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.