I remember it like it was interesting.

Professor

Hermes: Zoidberg was popular?
Amy: Zoidberg had hair?

Leela: Or we could fly around it.
Professor: Of course you could! You'd be stupid not to.
Bender: Supposing we're not stupid what kind of stupid mission is this?

Brace yourselves it's tickle me elmo's fire!

Leela

It's a spaceship graveyard. Why did we have to come here at night?

Fry

Relax friends. Panic jerks!

Zoidberg

Raise the solar sails! I'm going after that Mobius Dick!

Leela

Maybe if I move the compass like this, it will somehow kill the whale.

Leela

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Title Card

Professor: Good news everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?
Everyone: No.
Professor: Ta-da!

Woohoo, time to go clubbin'! Baby seals here I come!

Bender

Fry: Guess I better head over to my night job.
Leela: You have a night job?
Fry: Yep, it's exhausting but I need the extra money to buy coffee to stay awake for my night job.

Futurama Season 8 Quotes

Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage. If we actually pay it, we can keep the building!

Conrad

Conrad: And we're out of business.
Professor: Good news, we're back in business! We've been hired to deliver an envelope.
Leela: It's crunch time, let's do this... Ugh, it's for you professor.