Ghosts
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Friendzone! Friendzone! Friendzone! Friendzone!
Thorfinn
Alberta: : You gotta tell Sam the truth, Sas.
Sasappis: Do I? So, some protestors showed up. So what? Maybe they’ll save a tree? Isn’t that a good thing?
Everyone: Yeah. That’s true.
Flower: Once, I took acid to save the snow leopards. Wait, are there still snow leopards?
Sam: Yeah.
Flower: You’re welcome.
When I was a girl, I would wile away afternoons under its glorious shade. I was even married under that tree. You know what? Cut it down.
Hetty
Tell them you know about the moles on his right buttock. Trust me!
Hetty
Flower: You mean the cult?
Alberta: Yes, Flower!
Flower: Huh… nobody ever talks about a cult being in the wrong.
Alberta: I feel like people do.
Alberta: Sam, if Trevor saying even the hot one has to go, we have to take him seriously.
Sam: That is alarming, but I’m sure there is an innocent explanation.
Hetty: Samantha, if Jay truly is being offered a snake oil opportunity, one must at least entertain the notion.
Sam: Now, it is bear season. So if you see any…
Flower: Do not hug them! You’re gonna wanna hug them but don’t!
Sam: Just keep your distance.
Flower: You know, there is an upside to a broken washing machine.
Hetty: What could possibly be good about this deadly monstrosity?
Flower: Sit on it.
Hetty: Sit on it?
Flower: Yes!
Hetty: Why would I ever do something like that?
Flower: Just trust me.
No! Jay! No! Come back and push the button.
Hetty
Sam: The ghosts think that I should start a podcast about Alberta’s murder.
Jay: A murder pod where you have access to the actual victim? I love it!
Stage Manager: You! I’m desperate. Can you go on tonight?
Alberta: Oh, me? In the spotlight? I don’t know.
[He turns to a different backup singer]
Stage Manager: Fine. How about you?
[Alberta cuts him off]
Alberta: Ah, ah, ah! My turn!
