Ghosts
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Isaac: Well, the truth is, I wouldn’t even know what the inside of a masonic lodge looked like.
Trevor: What are you talking about? Was it all freaky blindfolded stuff?!
Sam: So, you’re saying we should wait for a storm?
Jay: No, babe, I’m saying we make our own storm.
Alberta: Is anyone else turned on right now?
Pete: A little.
Pete: I strongly advise against this! You’re gonna run a speakeasy in the house while that woman is performing inspections? This is crazy!
Sam: Yes, Pete, apparently, we are.
Alberta: Oooh, alright, Sam! You won’t regret it!
Pete: Yeah, unless they get fined, arrested, or put out of business.
Alberta: Either way, it’s gonna be a wild night! [Laughs manically]
Hetty: Well, I don’t like that the event promotes alcohol use.
Trevor: Said the cocaine fiend.
Hetty: But I do like your description of it as high-end. It sounds snooty. Well done!
Jay: This is so unfair! They can’t do this to my guy Pete.
Sam: What are we supposed to do, Jay? They’re right. We weren’t there.
Thorfinn: But we were!!!
Sam: Right, that’s also not helpful.
Just say the words. Picture’s up at 10, and we’re running out of daylight!
Hetty
Pete: Look, I may not have had the perfect marriage. And at work, I was a good travel agent, but I was no Brent Flanagan.
[Awkward silence]
Pete: Famous travel agent.
Sam: There are no famous travel agents.
Flower: Hey Mister Bear, how are you today?
Alberta: Oh, she is not long for this world…
Thorfinn: Thor happy for bear. He growl tonight.
Flower: What’s that? Oh, you want a hug?!
Hetty: So, the harlot just remains?!
Molly: Well, I may have been a harlot, but what about you?! You were a cruel and vindictive boss!
Hetty: It’s too late for flattery.
You know they say the border between the living and dead thins on Halloween.
Alberta
Alberta: I have to ask, what is it like up there?!
Molly: All I’ll say is it’s remarkable. But beyond that, I can’t say anything specific, or I’ll melt. In fact, I’m not sure I was supposed to say that, but I didn’t melt. So, I guess it was okay.
Isaac: Oh God, I am so nervous. This is our first party as whatever it is we are now.
Sasappis: Boyfriends?
Isaac: Ahh, it’s just so lovey-dovey.
Sasappis: Murderer and victim?
Isaac: Not loving the sound of that one either.
