Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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I know you and Jake go way back, and you're allowed to have that. I just need to feel like I have first dibs.
Abby
Lilly: You're just jealous 'cause she's so pretty and young.
Abby: Wow, hold on there.
Lilly: Dad found somebody awesome. You know why? Because he's awesome. So it's too bad that you kicked him out right? Well it's not my fault that you're alone and you can't handle it!
Maybe she is. Did it ever occur to you that maybe Becca is significant to me?
Jake
No problem. Prince showed up at Downey's party and you know I love the little guy but he just takes over! So ready to go.
Delia
I would have killed for a night alone when I was married. Now that I get it? I fall apart.
Abby
I should just check Lilly into Promises now.
Abby
She's wearing a black halter top and black shorts and she's holding a stake. No, not a meat steak.
Phoebe
We got Annie Leibovitz up there with a camera and the kid with the ice cream isn't exactly CIA material.
Max
Melissa: Well, the team here has a very exciting idea for you.
Abby: OK.
Melissa: How do you feel about menopause?
Abby: What about the window?
Jake: Yeah, you really should fix that before you lose a finger.
Abby: Oh my God, I just found a finger!
In person, is she reedy like Madonna, like she chose ass over face?
Abby
I just really want this mediation to work, to be as good as something awful can be.
Abby
