Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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OK. Enough romantic comedies. I need to get my Mr. Robot on.
Delia
Phoebe: So back off, because he's not goin' anywhere.
Jo: The claws come out! I like it. You should suck on candy dicks more often!
I will no longer be punished! Anymore! You can...you can take your trolley, and you can take your ticket, and you can shove it up your aaaasssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Abby
Life lesson. Don't mix cake and strippers!
Abby
Delia: Abby, what are you doing? One moment you're fainting and the next moment you're stripping. What is going on?
Abby: Delia, um. I'm sad and tired, and I'm stressed and I...And this isn't about me tonight. This is about you. So...
Delia: Yeah, well you wouldn't know that from that display. You're acting nuts. And you're hijacking my night.
I'm Harris. Watch me battle germs with my blinding smile. He was like a line drawing of a person. That's the laughing gas talking.
Jo
Jo: Legal eagle is leaving the building.
Abby: You are taking this way too seriously.
Scott: Hang on a minute. I thought we weren't getting emotional.
Jo: Well, you should have thought of that before you stuck your funky love cruffin inside my pastry box. You know what my box says? I'll tell you what it says. Go screw yourself!
Gosh. It's so weird coming home in the same clothes I went out with. It's so Orange is the New Black.
Abby
Abby, I think we should celebrate gently before you expire from the juice cleanse.
Jo
Jo: I don't want you to lose sleep over me.
Scott: What if I want to?
Jo: 'Scuse me?
Scott: What if I care about you, Jo?
Jo: Why?
My ass is so damp it feels like it's growing moss.
Jo
