Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
Thursdays 10:00 PM on BravoGirlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 2 Quotes
Jo: I still cannot believe Jake shoots a load into a starlet and you are out shopping for her.
Abby: OK. Inappropriate!
Thank you. That was exactly the kind of everything I needed. A little fun with non-monogamy.
Abby
Jo: I mean, Charlene, she might have her problems and everything, but I'm the one my kid's embarrassed of. She didn't even want me there today.
Scott: But one day, she'll remember that you were there and it will matter. Why are you second guessing your instincts, Jo?
Look, porn is great for some things, but it's not real. It's super intimidating and half the things they show, women don't like anyway.
Phoebe
Jo: Something terrible is happening.
Phoebe: What?
Jo: I still don't have a drink in my hand.
I know. That's what I'm saying. I talk a big game, but the whole sexy divorcee thing is just not me.
Abby
No, you taught me that I need to quit confusing big words and bad denim for life experiences. So, thank you.
Phoebe
I do not want to throw darts at Jake's face.
Abby
You forgot to say 'Like us on Facebook.'
Barbara
I just believe people should really get to know each other before they define who they are in a relationship.
Harris
Jo: So the people out there eat a lot of potatoes. Take it easy. I don't want you comin' back lookin' like Michael Moore.
Jake: Noted.
Abby: This is the new hot eatery? Why is everyone standing?
Harris: It's a social experiment. The owner wants everyone to feel like they're at a party.
