Then go pitch your divorce stories and go to the hotel and have sex with your husband.

Jake

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• Added: December 08, 2015

They know that we're going through a transition. For example, I'm going through a transition into a guy who is not wearing pants.

Jake

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• Added: December 08, 2015

Do not touch Scott's Twinkie. I'm serious.

Jo

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• Added: December 08, 2015

Jake: You know, at a certain point, we're actually going to have to talk about what's going on here.
Abby: I know. Can't we just keep it secret and delicious for now?
Jake: So I want to talk about our relationship and you don't. We are truly Jake and Abby 2.0.

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• Added: November 30, 2015

Abby: We're going to do it right this time, aren't we? We're different.
Jake: Absolutely.
Abby: We're different.

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• Added: November 30, 2015

Secrets kill, Jake. Secrets kill.

Max

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• Added: November 30, 2015