Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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If I can inspire women to graduate high school and get an open bar, why not? It's a SheShe win win, right?
Phoebe
Jake: Oh really? If you were any further up my ass I could you out of my mouth!
Abby: Oh really? You know how I knew you were going to say that? Because you've said it an incalculable number of times!
Um...try Strickland Dryer Vent weird piece or extra piece...
Jake
Abby: Yeah, well, radical honesty? You probably shoulda cum on her tits.
Jake: Right?
Jake: I think we're either going to save our marriage or we're going to end up in a mental institution together.
Abby: Same difference.
Abby: Last one naked has to do whatever the other one wants.
Jake: That's a win win!
Abby: I know.
Look, Delia, our backgrounds are not that different. Nobody told us that sometimes people stay, and they do their best to love us. And you were right, about everything. I am messed up about Marco, and I try to fix everybody else's stuff because I don't have the first clue how to fix my own, but I am so proud of you for making this huge, open-hearted leap.
Phoebe
Abby: I wasn't trying to insult you.
Jo: You don't have to try, no. It's your resting state.
Abby: The night that I broke up with Will, after you and I were back together, things got physical.
Jake: ! He hit you?? [silence] Oh, no. The other kind of physical. OK.
Jake: How do you know Dr. Harris?
Abby: Which doctor? Who?
Jake: No, not Doctor Who. I wish.
I know! I want you. I don't want you to go on stupid dates. I want to come home! Can you admit that you don't know if you want me? No. You can't.
Jake
Vegans like deprivation. That is why they are vegan!
Jo
