Ray {to Marnie]: Turn this potential energy into kinetic energy.

You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.

Marnie

The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

I'll be staring at you like a creep, because I'm a creep.

Adam

Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?

Shoshanna

You really had no idea that this wasn't supposed to be a sexcapade?

Jessa

And I'm starving because all you have to eat in your house is your pet rabbit and I'm an undiagnosed hypoglycemic. Then we come into this graveyard and I feel like we're in Hocus Pocus and Thora Birch is gonna come and wear her little hat.

Hannah

Hey I was just wondering, is this rabbit the same rabbit that we were feeding and petting in a loving way this morning?

Hannah

These women should be really proud because in a way it's the most noble thing you can do. Help a boy find his sexuality, help a boy become a man, you know?

Jessa

You'd like fully get lost in that bush, it's like a walkabout situation. It's

Hannah

Look at you, you're like the most perfect black pearl.

Petula [to Jessa]

What accents are you guys doing, because I don't like not getting jokes.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.