Girls Quotes
It's like my worst nightmare as a kid, being the last one to be picked up from like school or some social event. Then all these adults know about your sad home life and your irresponsible parents.
Hannah
You are so mean when you're depressed.
Hannah [to Jessa]
This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.
Jessa
Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.
Ray
Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
Shoshanna
Hey what are you doing here only 12 minutes late?
Ray [to Hannah]
She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.
Marnie
Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
Hannah
Please don't tell anyone this, but I wanna be happy.
Hannah
What the f*ck you guys looking at? Go back to your panda videos before I turn off the wi-fi.
Ray
I'm a miracle. I'm a unicorn. I'm a fucking needle in the haystack and you're just some fucking dumb hipster who's munching my hay!
Thomas John [to Jessa]
