Girls Quotes
I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
Shoshanna
I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.
Hannah
Re the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.
Hannah
Why don't you lay this thing down, flip it, and reverse it because I don't think it's very nice.
Hannah
That is space rape.
Hannah
Elijah: What the fuck are you wearing?
Marnie: My uniform.
Elijah: You look like a slutty Von Trapp child.
All that matters are that your rising signs are compatible, the sex is decent and he supports you creatively.
Jessa
What's better than bathing a pig?
Shoshanna
I know I always said he was murdery in a sexy way, but maybe he's murdery in a murder way.
Hannah
It was like 3 pumps, 2 and a half pumps and then I lost my boner.
Elijah
I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it.
Hannah
You said you made me feel like your whole body was a clit.
Adam [to Hannah]
