Well, maybe you're a psychopath for just coming over here. And how are you gonna be a therapist if you can't even figure out what's going on in your own life, which is that I clearly didn't tell you for a reason, which is that I don't care what you think. And I don't care about your feelings, 'cause I don't really care about you anymore, Jessa.


Jessa: All right, Hannah. Listen. Regardless of everything that happened, you are still my dear friend. I can try and forget about you. It just doesn't work.
Hannah: Will you please be quiet? I mean, come on. Your "dear friend"? We haven't acted like friends in a long time. In fact, maybe not ever. I don't think we ever acted like real friends.

Elijah: To be clear, I'm not offering to pay for anything.
Hannah: Nothing?
Elijah: No.

Adios, Marn.


You realize that you basically pushed me to get married, right? Because that only thing that ever mattered in our fucking household was male approval. And now I find myself on the wrong side of my 20s, without a steady job or a relationship. And Hannah is having a baby and I will need to be there for her. And you two are preventing me from becoming the godmother that I need to be.


Oh... He is really high. Marnie, you should really know what a high person looks like by now.

Marnie's mom

Desi: I'm not a musician, bella.
Marnie: You're not?
Desi: Never have been. I was just acting like one. Before that, I was just acting like being an actor. Before that, I was just acting like being a big game photographer. I'm always acting like I'm something, but now I'm, like, done.

Adam: I need you to tell me if it's real. I made a movie about what we went through, okay? And I need you to tell me if I got it right. That my memories are your memories. You know, did I lie about anything? I want to know we felt the same things.
Hannah: I guarantee you we did not.

Adam: Why are you avoiding it so hard? It's not a big commitment. It's just under 47 minutes.
Hannah: I'm avoiding it 'cause I'd literally rather do anything else. Like I would prefer to eat my own arm.

Our kid's gonna have great skin and be the right kind of slutty.


You used to be a dream come true. This whole job used to be a dream come true. Now it is a bad dream come true.

Marnie [to Desi]

Hannah: I'm pregnant!
Marnie: That's very funny.
Hannah: Not a joke, just what's going on in my uterus.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.