Well, maybe you're a psychopath for just coming over here. And how are you gonna be a therapist if you can't even figure out what's going on in your own life, which is that I clearly didn't tell you for a reason, which is that I don't care what you think. And I don't care about your feelings, 'cause I don't really care about you anymore, Jessa.Hannah
Jessa: All right, Hannah. Listen. Regardless of everything that happened, you are still my dear friend. I can try and forget about you. It just doesn't work.
Hannah: Will you please be quiet? I mean, come on. Your "dear friend"? We haven't acted like friends in a long time. In fact, maybe not ever. I don't think we ever acted like real friends.
Elijah: To be clear, I'm not offering to pay for anything.
You realize that you basically pushed me to get married, right? Because that only thing that ever mattered in our fucking household was male approval. And now I find myself on the wrong side of my 20s, without a steady job or a relationship. And Hannah is having a baby and I will need to be there for her. And you two are preventing me from becoming the godmother that I need to be.Marnie
Oh... He is really high. Marnie, you should really know what a high person looks like by now.Marnie's mom
Desi: I'm not a musician, bella.
Marnie: You're not?
Desi: Never have been. I was just acting like one. Before that, I was just acting like being an actor. Before that, I was just acting like being a big game photographer. I'm always acting like I'm something, but now I'm, like, done.
Adam: I need you to tell me if it's real. I made a movie about what we went through, okay? And I need you to tell me if I got it right. That my memories are your memories. You know, did I lie about anything? I want to know we felt the same things.
Hannah: I guarantee you we did not.
Adam: Why are you avoiding it so hard? It's not a big commitment. It's just under 47 minutes.
Hannah: I'm avoiding it 'cause I'd literally rather do anything else. Like I would prefer to eat my own arm.
Our kid's gonna have great skin and be the right kind of slutty.Elijah
You used to be a dream come true. This whole job used to be a dream come true. Now it is a bad dream come true.Marnie [to Desi]
Hannah: I'm pregnant!
Marnie: That's very funny.
Hannah: Not a joke, just what's going on in my uterus.