Hannah: You're gonna like it, it's a good place to live. There's a lot of different kinds of food. Good pizza.
Hector: It's a good place to start over.
Hannah: Yeah.

I've been eating Bugles my whole life, and I still don't know if I even like them, it's just something to do.


Why am I here? Why am I here? Ahhhhhh!

Shoshanna [screaming]

Elijah: And then this lady in a corset asked me if I was one of Ralph Lauren's adopted male model sons.
Dill: Ralph doesn't have any adopted sons.
Elijah: I know, that's why I'm sticking with my story that I'm one of them.

Well, I'm happy to be here. I feel oddly at home. Your friends are all really nice. Mine are all mean and poor.


Look, if I'm being completely honest with myself, I think I knew we were going to get divorced before we even got married. I was just really scared of what it was that I knew that I needed. I think that what I need is to be... Alone.


I'm sorry, I've been a little too busy Yelp'ing divorce lawyers to worry about the sex lives of our second-tier friends.


I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.


Oh, Hannah wants to do something rude, disruptive, and inappropriate. What a twist.


"The hope of the beginning"? You mean when you had a girlfriend and I saw you like twice a week and half the times we fucked you covered my face with a pillow because you couldn't handle the guilt? Do you remember that? Jesus Christ, I have some, like, serious shit to work out. So do you. I'm not sure you're capable of it but... that's not my problem anymore.


Marnie: I don't want to be married to you. It's not even your fault. I mean, yeah, you're an asshole, but it's really not your fault. I just... I knew I shouldn't have married you. I just didn't want to give up on yet another dream.
Desi: What are you talking about?
Marnie: I just don't know who I am right now. I'm like a ghost of myself. I don't know what I'm doing here or anywhere else. But I don't want to be married to you.

Charlie: What if we ran away? I'm serious. What if, like, the last few years were just a bad dream and we ran away? And opened up a general store. Somewhere where they need a general store. I got cash. I got a bike. We can go wherever we wanted. Wouldn't have to tell anybody if we didn't feel like it.
Marnie: I don't need any of my stuff. I don't. I don't really need any of my stuff. I hate all of my stuff.
Charlie: I'm serious. As soon as the sun comes up, let's go.
Marnie: But what about all of the time, hmm?
Charlie: Doesn't have to bother us if we don't let it.

Girls Season 5 Quotes

Shoshanna: Oh, wow. You look so whimsical-slash-beautiful.
Jessa: Thank you. I just bathed in the stream and then I ran through the field to dry myself.

By the way, living in Japan has made me so effing good at folding, steaming, pressing, et cetera. My friend Satako says that I'm, like, a complete natural, and could totally compete with the best of them. They have this reality TV show there called "Fold, Fold, Press" which is kind of about being human.