Girls Season 5 Quotes
Ray: Do you even care? Do you give one flying fuck about my economic decimation?
Elijah: Yeah, a little.
Patti Clarkson. I saw them in a magazine once together. Her friends call her "Patti." "Patti" Clarkson.
Elijah
Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath.
Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's completely insane. And he's bow-legged. Which is disgusting.
Marnie: People who work on things stay together. Otherwise you're gonna end up alone. Like Cher.
Hannah: Can't I end up alone, but not like Cher?
Jessa: You're already like Cher.
Hannah: I'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment.
Why do we even HAVE this little hammer?!
Desi
Marnie: You're perfect.
Desi: No, you're perfect. You're like this shooting star and I'm like a rat in the gutter.
Hannah: Thanks for coming out with me!
Jessa: You said you would cut off my hair if I didn't let you take me out for rice pudding.
Jessa: I've wanted this for a really long time.
Adam: Me too.
Maybe nothing went wrong. Maybe the relationship just lasted for the amount of time it was supposed to. Maybe all relationships have, like, a finite life span. Like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson. Or Fran and me.
Hannah
Hannah: OK, I just fully saw your husband's dick.
Marnie: Oh my god, I love hearing the word 'husband'!
Hannah: Congratulations.
First of all, maybe I am a shiny star at the company because even though I've only been here for a very short while, I truly feel like this is my home and you people are my family. And I don't even really care about people in America anymore. But second of all, I also kind of have a boyfriend. And third of all, he's my boss, and Sheryl Sandberg would fucking kill me.
Shoshanna
Yoshi: Hello, Shoshanna. Did you have pleasure on this weekend?
Shoshanna: Oh, uh, yeah... Major pleasure.
