Girls Season 5 Quotes
I'm not doing this "Will they, won't they?" shit. No fucking way. I'm sorry.
Jessa
Let me put this in terms you'll understand. Like you know a cake is coming later! There she is.
Elijah
Ray: When did you talk to Marnie?
Elijah: Don't be thirsty, Ray.
Hannah: What I lack in skill, I make up for in extreme curiosity.
Ray: So why are you getting your panties in a bunch, then?
Hannah: Because, Ray, I've worked very, very hard to overcome the challenges of my non-traditional body type and accept myself for who I am. And I'm not going to be edged out of my own life by girls who don't even have any interesting fat deposits on them. Until this happened, I was basically Kate Upton to myself.
You know how people say that you can't run away from your problems? Well, I moved away from mine. And it worked. So people are so wrong so much of the time.
Shoshanna
Principal: What are we gaining from having them read this book now?
Hannah: I think they're gonna gain a unique understanding of how Jewish men, particularly in their twenties, are this, just, very specific mix of sexual bravado and extreme self-hatred, and it can be really destructive to the girls they choose to fuck.
I'm done being shitty. Shitty is old news.
Jessa
You ever heard of a little lady called Hannah Horvath? That, my friend, was an issue of timing. Bad timing. Yeah, right around when we met she had just gone in for this big vagina surgery. That's what she told me at least.
Laird
You feel something for me. I know it. You're hiding behind your accent.
Adam
Tad: I don't know what to do.
Hannah: That's okay. I'm here. And I'm always gonna be here, so.
Oh, no way, Cosette.
Elijah
I have to go, Hannah's having a gay emergency with her gay dad.
Elijah
