Glee
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A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?
Emma
Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.
I know you love Becky like a daughter, and you want to protect her, and I get it because of everything you've been through, but you have to let her go.
Artie
Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.
Will
[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
Will
Brittany: "And finally, all hair gel has been banned from the prom."
Blaine: [laughing] "Right."
Brittany: "I'm actually not joking. Hair gel wasn't invented until 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to the prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door."
Sam: New York's not my speed. It's too fast, it's too loud, there's too many sports teams so I get confused on who I'm supposed to root for.
Blaine: We just root for whoever's winning.
[to Rachel] Just remember that you're here because you're the best of the best. Start believing that. Oh, and in case you were wondering, which you were, I'm straight.
Brody
I would just like to say that from now on I demand to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth cleaned I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and dance better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman that I am.
Brittany
Have I had problems with Sue? You bet. She has made my life miserable for as long as I can remember. But that's because she's a fighter and someone who refuses to betray her own values. And I'd be lying if I said that her cutthroat spirit didn't keep everyone around here on their toes, striving to work harder and be better. Don't get me wrong, she is not a nice person, but the fact is she is an outstainding teacher and a born leader and McKinley High is a worse place without her. She deserves a second chance...I'm going to bat for you, Sue.
Will
Kurt: Are we all set in there?
Santana: If by all set do you mean did I light the candy cane scented candles on the toilet, then yes, we're all set.
Slut! Slut shame!
Sam
