I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.

Finn

I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.

Rachel

I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.

Brittany

Students that ate the ravioli today and are not up to date on their tetanus shot should see the school nurse immediately.

Figgins

At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.

Sue

So this is what being turned on feels like.

Emma

Rule number one--manscape! Nobody wants to see those random nipple pubes or even worse, a back that looks like Chewbacca's ass. No offense, Joe.

Sam

I'm the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Brittany

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

Mercedes

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

Sue

We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.

Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]

I'm handsome, I'm good looking and I'm easy on the eyes. Also, I'm gorgeous.

Dustin

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt