For God's sake, Amelia, it's 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

Sue

I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.

Sue

[to Santana] You're scared. I've never seen you scared before. It's cute!

Rachel

Kurt: Six months ago, did you ever think that things would be like this?
Finn: Sometimes I miss high school, you know?

There's a lot of teachers at this school who teacher their students important things like how to drive and fractions, but you teacher your students how to dream.

Finn

Millie: I wanted to say thank you for what you did for Marley and me.
Sue: I have no idea what you're talking about. I had nothing to do with the making of that film.

My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

Kurt

There's no way I'm going back to juvee. There's no chicks and no Kosher meals in that place.

Puck

Sue: What would Madonna do? Well, the answer to that question would normally be: date a younger man.

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar sign ha, New Directions.

Figgins

Rachel: I like him, and I'm tired of second-guessing something that feels so right.
Kurt: Mmhmm. Well, as long as you're happy and I have a white noise machine, I guess I'm happy too.

Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel [to Blaine]

Glee Quotes

I've got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you've heard of it. It's in Los Angeles.

Jesse

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt