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Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.
Rachel
Aren't there great songs about betrayal or something? I'm pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.
Emma
If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.
Sue
You cannot call your future president an "idiot." It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it.
Brittany
Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.
Santana
Puck: I feel like that guy who lost all his hair, then lost all his hair.
Santana : Samson?
Puck : Agassi.
Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.
[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.
Rachel
Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!
William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.
Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]
Tina: And what are you here to lecture us about Kurt? Our horrible taste in clothing?
Kurt: My dad has cancer.
Why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
Kurt
