Dad, I came to you for help, but the only person you were interested in helping was your new boss. You manipulated me.

Miles

Miles: Want to talk about complicated? I'm an atheist.
Claire Thompson: Okay, wow, I admit, that's missing the bar pretty spectacularly.

I didn't relapse. I've been stealing medication so I can save lives.

Claire Thompson

Susan: Small, strange world we live in sometimes.
Cara: Yeah, you get used to it when you're dealing with the God Account.

Miles: Why? Who's the friend suggestion?
Joy: My daughter.

We've been trying to figure out what Lauren's problem is, and all this time I've been the answer.

Joy

I won't turn my back on her, Miles. I can't. This is my chance to finally give her what she needs.

Joy

Oh, hold up. So suddenly Cara's back, and I'm no longer part of the team or something?

Rakesh

Rakesh: But Joy, everyone deserves a second chance.
Joy: I know, and I got mine with the God Account. That's why I cannot fail at this, too.

Cara: The last thing my mom and I said before she left was, "I love you." I thought after all this time, that I'd put it behind me, but I guess I'm just still the little girl sitting on a bench waiting for her mom to come home. I'm sorry Miles.
Miles: There's nothing to be sorry about.

You have to forgive yourself, Sarah. For Zeke, for your marriage, but most importantly, for you.

Joy

Joy: She's got a happy life, see for yourself.
Rakesh: I mean, I guess the whole point of social media is to make it seem like you're living your best life at all times, right? But the God Account wouldn't send Sarah your way if everything was fine.

God Friended Me Quotes

I am your host Miles Finer that there is no god and that is okay!

Miles

I thought I had it all figured out but then something happened and it changed my life forever. There is no proof of god anywhere in the universe.

Miles