Joy: Teddy Preston. He's some sort of self-help guy.
Miles: You know, it's sad that people actually buy into this stuff.
Joy: Desperate.
Rakesh: Says two people taking orders from an internet diety.

Look, I don't mind your help Miles, but if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this my way.

Joy

That's your problem Miles. You're so worried about not making things worse that you can't see what it takes to make them better.

Joy

You know, all this time you've been telling me why Joy is wrong for the God Account. Maybe it's time to ask yourself why she's right.

Arthur Finer

Fremont: I'm not going to let some hiccup with my heart prevent me from serving my country.
Joy: It's more than a hiccup. If you push yourself too hard you could...
Fremont: Die? Yeah, I made peace with that the moment I put on this uniform.

Joy: So, how'd you get roped into this?
Rakesh: Oh, let's just say I have a very particular set of skills that come in handy when we're trying to help someone.
Joy: You're a hacker.
Rakesh: I wouldn't call myself a hacker.
Joy: What would you call yourself?
Rakesh: Super hacker.

Ali: Okay, let me get this straight. You're fired. You're fired. And you're probably fired.
Miles: Yep, that about sums it up.

Miles: I need to know, why did you choose me for the God Account?
Simon Hayes: I didn't choose you for anything. What the hell is the God Account?

Miles: I want things to go back to the way they were. Okay? That's what I want. That's all I want.
Arthur: Before the God Account?
Miles: Before we found out who was behind the God Account.
Arthur: Why?
Miles: Because I don't want to know anymore. I don't care. Is that crazy?
Arthur: No. That is faith.

Rakesh: How did you know where to find me today?
Pria: I hacked into your phone and tracked your location.
Rakesh: Okay, here's a thought: maybe next time, try calling the number.

The point is, when you finally figure out what you want, things have a way of working themselves out.

Arthur Finer

Rakesh: Let me guess. During your interview with Simon Hayes, you decided to tell him things you couldn't possibly know unless you knew someone on the inside, someone who told you things in confidence and assumed that they'd never be repeated!
Cara: What happened?
Rakesh: What do you think happened? He accused me of being a spy and fired me!

God Friended Me Quotes

I am your host Miles Finer that there is no god and that is okay!

Miles

I thought I had it all figured out but then something happened and it changed my life forever. There is no proof of god anywhere in the universe.

Miles