Serena: I don't know if I can go away right now. My family is a disaster. My brother is lonely, my mother is losing it, and Chuck has publicly disowned our family.
Aaron: Are you sure it's your family you don't want to leave, or someone else?

Lily: We're doing comfort food: nobody is comforted by a tuna tower.

[to Dorota] She is the loosest girl in class, don't you know Chuck doesn't like his fruit pre-picked?


Blair: Where did you find these people?
Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.

I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.


Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.

I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!


There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.


[to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.


Bart: We need to talk.
Lily: Fine.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.


Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Young Lily