Grey's Anatomy
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Blue: How does he pee?
Lucas: Sideways.
Lucas: So he has bone...
Blue: In his bone.
Who wants to come fix a penis?
Catherine
Jo: How do you let someone like that go?
Amelia: He wasn't perfect for me, but maybe he's perfect for you.
Ben: Your pie was the best thing that happened tonight, hands down.
Bailey: In fairness, the bar was very low.
I don't apologize unless I'm wrong.
Blue
Owen: Maybe we should have people over more often.
Teddy: Bite. Me.
I've witnessed several weddings in hospital rooms, but this is definitely the first divorce.
Amelia
Lucas: If you love him, you should fight for him.
Simone: You're pushing me toward him.
Lucas: I'm not pushing you, I'm saying, do you love him?
Bailey: How's the medical license?
Owen: It's still suspended, but getting there.
Amelia: You're welcome.
Teddy: What?
Amelia: Bailey sent me in here. I don't want to be chief.
Amelia: I hope I'm not too late. I would like to be considered for the position of Chief of Surgery.
Teddy: You have got to be kidding me.
