Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Check it out bro! Twinsies!
Brad [to Grant]
It's called taking "predemptive" measures.
Max
It's like our Groundhog Day, if the groundhog was one part blonde overachiever with control issues and a fondness for formal shorts, and one part Brad.
Penny
Sorry we're late, Brad insisted on a Brazilian which takes longer than his usual bikini wax.
Jane
I'll see you guys later...I hope not sporadically.
Alex
The pinot and the pants are flowing, the brie is a-baking, it's time to stop waiting and start exhaling.
Penny
I'm not the one who always goes out to the terrace to stretch because quote, the perv across the way needs to eat too!
Brad [to Jane]
Are you ready for the annual Brad and Jane spring smackdown?!?
Dave
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
Colin Hanks: There's 2 things I always say. 1: Yes, that Hanks. 2: Fame doesn't change you, it changes your friends.
You'd think baby number three would just fall out!
Penny
All you're doing is altering his perception of reality. It's the Kerkovich Way.
Jane
