Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
Alex: This is gonna be so much. I'm gonna get a penis shaped cake and a penis pinata.
Penny: It's a baby shower, not a bachelorette party.
Alex: Right right, ok what kind of penis stuff should I get?
Save the drama for Wilmer Valderama.
Derek
Quiet Jane is the scariest Jane.
Penny
I will always love Sean Penn no matter how creepy and thin his mustache gets.
Max
And time, 3 minutes and 7 seconds til she mentioned the guy she's dating.
Brad
My prom date was one of those murderball champions.
Penny
It's like a slinky with breasts.
Brad
Man I love the workplace, fluorescent lighting, stale coffee and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.
Brad
You look like the Olsen twins brother Larry Kate Olsen.
Jane
Jane: Ill tell you what doesn't count, the Miami Heat's most recent NBA championship, it was an injury plagued strike shortened season, therefore Lebron still needs 6 rings to even get in the conversation with Jordan.
Alex: Are you done?
Jane: No, also Chris Bosh looks like one of Omar's boyfriends from The Wire.
That is the least interesting pairing since chicken piscotti and pinot gris. Sorry been watching a lot of Frasier.
Max
We were spending 5 grand a month on of the month clubs.
Jane
