Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
You can't just go around daylights savings-ing people!
Alex [to Jane]
Dude you gotta stop referring to yourself as a restaurant. Restaurants don't have windshield wipers.
Brad [to Dave]
Alright Jackie, let's just be honest, you're not my favorite, but tonight is not about us it's about my friend Penny's birthday. And I'm sorry that last year I called you an underage slut etc but if there's anyway that you could bring us some food that isn't laced with your bodily fluids it would really help us out of a jam.
Alex
Yes I went to her prom but only because I was writing a newspaper story for the Chicago Sun Times and my boss Gary Marshall was breathing down my neck!
Dave
Max, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from "The Goonies?"
Penny
Dave doesn't realize that by running his mouth, snitches get stitches.
Alex
Um when was this photo taken and why are you making the Kobe Bryant intensity face?
Brad [to Jane]
So Dave is really gonna fight the guy? Our Dave? The same Dave who wept during Jeremy Renner's Oscar speech?
Penny
My top half is at a museum fundraiser and my bottom half is selling veggie burritos in the parking lot outside a Widespread Panic concert!
Brad
This is nothing new, Jane has always been the president of everything. Student body, national honor society, our immediate family.
Alex
It'll be like "Three's Company!" I'll be adorable Chrissie, Max can be hilarious and you can be Janet.
Alex [to Dave]
Daphne: Seeing Jane married and pregnant has made you regret turning down the world's greatest guy.
Alex: John Krasinsky?
