Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
Penny
Seriously I got stuck with the check again? What's the point of having white friends?
Brad
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
Max [to Penny]
I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs.
Max [to Penny]
Max: How do you think Jane would feel about high-waisted pants?
Brad: I think she would have to be high and wasted.
Jane: You look like Jamiroquai before labor day.
Max: You look like Carol Brady right before she got arrested for molesting Bobby.
Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.
Jane
My dad got bangs!
Penny
Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.
Max
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
