Favorite Happy Endings Quotes
I wouldn't turn my nose up to dating a mugger, they're entrepreneurs.
Max [to Penny]
That's the last time I administer an at home "bro-zilian." Speaking of, Dave we need more duct tape.
Max
Your first email address was ThreesomeChaser@PulaskiHillsMiddleSchool.com.
Penny [to Dave]
Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
Alex
Give me that knife and like me more!
Penny [to the kids]
Get your Bobby Kennedy hands off of me!
Max
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
He's talking about his Batman and Throbbin'.
Brad
Jane: You create your own destiny, like Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games.
Penny: Oh I love those books, you read them too?
Jane: No those books are for nerds, but I knew it'd get your attention.
You guys are addicted to these addiction shows.
Dave [to Alex and Max]
Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.
Jane
You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
Penny [about Dave's perm]
