Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Dave: She has to read my energy in person. Don't you know how science works?
Alex: Hey hey, you know I don't.
If we put a man on the moon, I'm pretty sure we could put a chicos in the clouds.
Alex
I know you didn't want me at your little couples game night, but what you didn't count on was the extent of my loneliness.
Max
Winners win and losers lose and alcoholics they just booze. They win at drinking, that's their thing but our thing's just winning. We're Brad and Jane let's start the game. Sup suckas?
Brad/Jane
Hey forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called and said he remembers more stuff than you.
Jane [to Brad]
Early on I realized that was turns you on the most is people agreeing with you. And you know I likes mah sex. Loves me some smush.
Brad
Those are cool. And this is coming from a guy who wore a bandana around his jeans leg in high school, so I know what I speak of.
Dave
What she did was a strong move by a strong woman. She's basically Mary J. Blige.
Jane
Wait Penny wrote a play about a guy who's about to get his heart ripped out? Is this about Dave?
Alex
She's not even instagramming anymore. She hasn't posted a picture of an appetizer all week.
Brad
I got dumped by a girl in high school, licked my wounds, got way into anime and moved on.
Brad
No one touches the goatee.
Dave
