Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Max: Hey Gar? Why don't you take five from feelin up the kid's mom and throwing salmon down your throat and buy him a Go Kart or something!
Gary: Of course! Whatever he wants!
I can't believe Max is a better person than you.
Brad [to Jane]
Seriously I got stuck with the check again? What's the point of having white friends?
Brad
You guys are so vain, you probably think this sweater's about you.
Penny
You gotta relax dude, therapy is cool.
Max
Brad: Dude I need your help.
Max: Alright but it's gonna cost you.
Brad: You owe me eight thousand dollars.
Max: How do you think Jane would feel about high-waisted pants?
Brad: I think she would have to be high and wasted.
Jane: You look like Jamiroquai before labor day.
Max: You look like Carol Brady right before she got arrested for molesting Bobby.
Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!
My dad got bangs!
Penny
Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.
Jane
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
