Popular Happy Endings Quotes
Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?
Alex
Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.
Max
You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.
Max [to Alex]
You make a sexy sandwich son.
Big Dave
Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.
Dave
I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!
Max
Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.
Jane [to Penny]
Don't change for a guy, meet a guy and change him.
Jane
I don't want no scrub, scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.
Penny
You guys are addicted to these addiction shows.
Dave [to Alex and Max]
I call it my emergen-tee.
Dave
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
