Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSFavorite Hawaii Five-0 Quotes
Steve: I thought I told you to stay put.
McKay: Hmm. I'm an old man. I don't always hear so good.
Steve: This is densely layered ballistic glass, laminated onto a shield of resilient polycarbonate.
Danny: Why can't you just say "bulletproof."
I've been calling you like you owe me money.
Danno
Steve: That guy was only going to talk under fear of death?
Danny: Fear of death? People will tell you anything under fear of death. That doesn't make it true!
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.
No, no. It's not because you're a woman it's because you're a rookie. Which is... way worse.
Danno
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
t's five-O. It's what my dad used to call our family because we weren't native Hawaiians. So he named us five-O's - 50th state in the union. I don't know. It was his way of making us feel like we belonged some place, I guess.
Steve
Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.
Steve: Nobody in Hawaii wears a tie.
Danny: Oh sorry, I like to look professional.
Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?
