Hawaii Five-0
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Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.
Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.
Chin Ho: [Points at White]
Danny: He trained Steve
Chin Ho: Oh, so it's his fault.
Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.
Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.
Danno
Danny: Let me ask you a question. Are you literally insane?
Steve: Oh relax. It's a cage for tourists. They're harmless Galapagos sharks. They're not meat-eaters. Joey doesn't know that, though.
Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.
Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?
Thick crust. Extra bullets, please.
Danny [after seeing the markings of a gun in a pizza box]
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
Kono: You ever wish you chose another line of work?
Chin: Everyday... Never.
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
