Hawaii Five-0
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Sounds like a combustible situation. No pun, I swear.
Jerry
Incomplete medical records in state prison. Color me shocked.
Barton
I'm the one cleaning up the trash. You feel me, dog?
Barton [to Grover]
I've seen you play football, so don't go all butterfingers on us now.
Grover [to McGarrett]
Hey, Lilani. I'll be back for a slice of that cake.
El Diablo [to Lilani]
My office is starting to look like an episode of Hoarders.
Tani
War is an unpleasant business, Commander.
El Diablo [to McGarrett]
Junior: This guy [his father] never passes an opportunity to be stubborn.
Tani: I'm so glad he didn't pass that on to you.
Were we bad that night?
Danny
Rachel. No, we were good. Very good.
Haku: I just want to go to sleep.
Grover: What do you want to go to sleep for? We're just getting to know each other.
Adam: Steve, you good?
McGarrett: [Holds thumb up.}
Danny: I gotta bribe you to keep you quiet?
McGarrett: I don't call it a bribe. I call it pancakes.