Sounds like a combustible situation. No pun, I swear.

Jerry

Incomplete medical records in state prison. Color me shocked.

Barton

I'm the one cleaning up the trash. You feel me, dog?

Barton [to Grover]

I've seen you play football, so don't go all butterfingers on us now.

Grover [to McGarrett]

Hey, Lilani. I'll be back for a slice of that cake.

El Diablo [to Lilani]

My office is starting to look like an episode of Hoarders.

Tani

War is an unpleasant business, Commander.

El Diablo [to McGarrett]

Junior: This guy [his father] never passes an opportunity to be stubborn.
Tani: I'm so glad he didn't pass that on to you.

Were we bad that night?
Rachel. No, we were good. Very good.

Danny

Haku: I just want to go to sleep.
Grover: What do you want to go to sleep for? We're just getting to know each other.

Adam: Steve, you good?
McGarrett: [Holds thumb up.}

Danny: I gotta bribe you to keep you quiet?
McGarrett: I don't call it a bribe. I call it pancakes.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.