Hey, this is my favorite kind of sandwich -- free.

Hal [to Adam]

• Permalink: Hey, this is my favorite kind of sandwich -- free.
• Rating: Unrated

Tani [to Danny]: Women are just as capable of using a gun or a knife.
Noelani: Go, sister!

• Permalink: Go, sister!
• Rating: Unrated

I get that she's selling a load of crap, but I still want to buy what she's selling.

Junior

• Permalink: I get that she's selling a load of crap, but I still want to buy what she's selling.
• Rating: Unrated

Hal: Why are you doing this for me?
Adam: Because everyone deserves a second chance.

• Permalink: Because everyone deserves a second chance.
• Rating: Unrated

I'm jealous of this woman's life and she dead.

Tani

• Permalink: I'm jealous of this woman's life and she dead.
• Rating: Unrated

It's the opportunity of a lifetime to get royally screwed.

Grover [to Jocelyn]

• Permalink: It's the opportunity of a lifetime to get royally screwed.
• Rating: Unrated

Death, thy name is smoothie. I just found the murder weapon.

Jerry [to Noelani]

• Permalink: Death, thy name is smoothie. I just found the murder weapon.
• Rating: Unrated

Josh: You think I'd kill my wife for money?
Danny: Yeah, that's exactly what we think.

• Permalink: Yeah, that's exactly what we think.
• Rating: Unrated

Everybody's got to make their own changes in their own time.

Kamekona [to Adam]

• Permalink: Everybody's got to make their own changes in their own time.
• Rating: Unrated

Hal: What if they don't want me back?
Adam: What if they do, and you never find out, because you were too afraid to find out.

• Permalink: What if they do, and you never find out, because you were too afraid to find out.
• Rating: Unrated

I get that Laila means nothing to you but she means a lot to me.

Junior [to Tani]

• Permalink: I get that Laila means nothing to you but she means a lot to me.
• Rating: Unrated

I knew you'd make a great mom someday.

Junior [to Laila]

• Permalink: I knew you'd make a great mom someday.
• Rating: Unrated