We weren't all blessed with the Noshimuri cheekbones. Some of us have to make an effort to look good.

Grover [to Adam]

Wait. Are you telling me a man you share DNA with doesn't like to talk about his feelings? Fan me. I feel faint.

Tani [to Junior]

So if we find out who's defacing this guy's art, it's possible we'll find our killer.

McGarrett [to Hirsch]

I'm not an influencer, but I do have enough followers to get the word out.

Hirsch [to Tani]

You have the right to stop running your mouth.

Grover [to thief]

Hirsch: Cleaning up crime scenes may not be glamorous but at least I can look at myself in the mirror every day.
Tani: Not everyone can say that.

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.

This is Five-0. Case dismissed.

McGarrett

Hirsch: So, if this isn't a date, can we plan one for tomorrow?
Tani: Gerard, don't ruin this beautiful moment.

Storekeeper: This island grows on you.
Danny: That's what I hear.

Now there's a .38 with one less bullet in it.

McGarrett

Owen: It's not what you think.
Grover: It never is.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.