Danny: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: Feeling the Force.

Hands up, Ahab.

Danno

Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.

I have never known a Navy man that couldn't find a lady a beer.

Governor Jameson

Steve: Relax. It is residual radiation. You will be fine.
Danny: Oh, thank you Dr. Strangelove

Jerry: She died thinking that she solved it. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Kono: She died knowing she had a friend who would finish what she started.

Danny: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Steve: A victimless crime.

Jerry: You look every bit as good as your avatar.
Susie: Thanks, I think.

I'm sure this is about Grace and Will and I look forward with great anticipation to see how this plays out. We've got a case so if you wouldn't mind.

McGarrett

Danny: Sit down, don't stand up again.
Cal: Look I was working last night, you can check with my manager.
Danny: Ok, I'm going to check with your manager and if I find out you're lying to me, I'm going to come back here and put you in a mayonnaise jar.

Chin: I've been hanging out with you too long.
Jerry: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Chin: Both.

Jerry: Is this water ...
Chin: Distilled? Yeah, I know how you feel about tap water.