Hawaii Five-0
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Danny: It's good to hear your voice.
McGarrett: You too, buddy.
Adam: At the end of the day, I get to come home to my beautiful smoke-show of a wife.
Kono: Your what?
Adam: That's what the guys are calling you.
McNeil: No one ever retires from the Yakuza.
Adam: Well. there's an exception to every rule.
Adam: You do this and my family dies.
Jessie: They're cops, right? They can handle themselves.
Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?
Karen: Really, I don't because they're not a couple.
Karen's husband: So what Karen, they're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time, and they don't have sex. Sounds a lot like our marriage to me.
I never thought I was going to live this long, or live the life I live.
Kamekona [to Kang]
Jerry: You ever wish you were a superhero?
Grover: Walter Payton.
Jerry: He wasn't a superhero.
Grover: I saw him play. Superhuman.
Danny: It's beyond crazy.
McGarrett: Is that your official position on this?
What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it!
Danny
Motel clerk: Oh-oh!
Tani: Good morning to you too.
Storekeeper: This island grows on you.
Danny: That's what I hear.
