Reminds me of my ex-wife. She loves to break stuff.

Danny

Look, Fido, I'm not a dog person. But if you watch my back, I'll watch yours.

Grover [to Eddie]

Good doggie!

Grover [to Eddie]

They were right to kick me out. I shouldn't be a cop.

Tani [to McGarrett and Danny]

McGarrett: Steve's is your dream. It's not Steve's.
Danny: You don't think it'd be fun?

You two stand a better chance of finding Waldo.

Wright [to McGarrett and Danny]

Danny: That's funny.
McGarrett: What's funny?
Danny: She pulls ridiculous stunts and is crazy. She's the female you.

McGarrett: What's the first rule of firearms?
Tani: Don't shoot the good guys.
McGarrett: That's good enough.

Can't this thing go any faster?

Tani [to McGarrett]

Do me a favor. Stay alive.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Nobody likes a chatty Cathy.

Grover [to Duclair]

Tani: McGarrett doesn't seem like the boring type.
Danny: He's definitely not boring.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.