She needs to understand there are monsters in the world.

Grover [to Wright]

McGarrett comes into your life just when you need him most.

Danny [to Tani]

Danny: I'm in charge. You know that?
McGarrett: Nope.

Jerry: Every time I put it on, I feel like Sally Field: "They like me, they really like me."

We all agree there's a lot more to do, but today we sent ten more girls back to their parents.

to Kono}

The last thing I want to do is hurt your feelings.

Danny [to McGarrett]

I wish I had Charlie's toys right now, so I could show you what a colossally stupid idea that is.

Danny [to McGarrett]

Abby: Your car or mine?
Chin: Maybe mine.

McGarrett: Looks like they left in a hurry.
Grover: But how did they know we were coming?

You're crazy. You're a crazy person, you know that?

McGarrett [to Danny]

McGarrett [to Charlie]: Why's your dad such a poopyhead?
Danny: That's why he gets timeouts.

Hirsch: Am I supposed to hug you?
Kamekona: Don't even think about it, or the next crime scene you clean up will be your own.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.