Noelani: I deal with dead bodies.
Harry: You take much longer, you may have another one on your hands.

I'm riding this wave all the way to the beach, and by beach, I mean cemetery.

Grover [to McGarrett]

Kono: You know, your friend Jack, he's a lot like you.
McGarrett: I don't know if that's a compliment.

Kono: Anything that [Adam] did before he went to prison, all his successes, they don't count for anything once you have a record. Also, if we want to start having a family, he wants to be able to do his part.
McGarrett: I just want you both to know, if you need anything ...
Kono: I know.

Grover: Angus? That's an interesting name.
Chin: That's the least interesting thing about him.

Kono: I believe it was "Yo, what up, honey cheeks?"
Eric: I don't always say it like that. But, yeah, I'm on verbal lockdown.

A sober-living house doubling as a stash house? Well done, my man. It's the perfect cover.

Grover [to Makoa]

You know, 15 is a rough age for a girl. You're awkward, insecure. You don't think you're smart enough, pretty enough, popular enough. Then someone pays attention to you, sends you a compliment or a nice message, and suddenly you feel like somebody gets you, like they care. Whoever this Jonah guy was, he understood that and took advantage.

Kono [to McGarrett]

Kono: I know how hard this must be.
Kelsey: No, you don't
Kono: You're right. I don't.

Kono: I know it's not a good thing for a cop to get angry, to get emotional. But I can't help it.
McGarrett: It's fine to get angry. You gonna sit this one out?
Kono: No.
McGarrett: Good.

Tonight you're the one who's getting the beat down. You're the one who's getting turned out.

Kono [to Tori]

Danny: You invaded my privacy. I have a right to be upset, OK?
McGarrett: It's not snooping if something is out in the open. That's the rule.
Danny: There's no rule.
McGarrett: Are you serious? If it's not hidden, it's not forbidden. You've never heard of that?
Danny: No, I've never heard of it, because you just made it up.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.