Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Kamekona: You even a cop, brah?
Cop: I'm in the ACADEMY, brah. Now move along before I arrest you.
Kamekona: You mean, before you call somebody over to arrest me?

Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.

Danny Williams: I just handed Wo Fat over to the feds--they're prepping him, getting him ready to transfer to a super max in Colorado.
Steve McGarrett: Did he say who was behind the attack?
Danny Williams: No, he wasn't feeling very chatty.

Adam Noshimuri: Are you sure you understand what this means?
Kono Kalakaua: No. But it's what we're gonna do. It's what we have to do.

Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.

Steve McGarrett: I'm giving you a chance to save a little boy's life.
Wo Fat: And what's in it for me?
Steve McGarrett: The exercise yard. 15 minutes a day, you can see the sun.
Wo Fat: I burn easily.

Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.

Danny

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

Chin Ho Kelly. My brother stabbed your cousin, right? I guess that makes us practically related.

Michael Noshimuri

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.