Savannah Walker: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Kono Kalakaua: Xbox.

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Savannah Walker: If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
Chin Ho Kelly: Jazz trumpet.
Savannah Walker: Really? Like Miles Davis?
Chin Ho Kelly: Well, there's only one Miles Davis. Maybe that's why I became a cop.

What's the world coming to when your first love survives missiles, gunfire, rocket-propelled grenades, and gets taken out by a bunch of funky birds?

Frank Bama

Catherine Rollins: Now that we've got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I've got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.
Steve McGarrett: I'm working on it.

Catherine Rollins: Steve, I'm going with you.
Steve McGarrett: Absolutely not.
Catherine Rollins: Well, I'm not asking for your permission.
Steve McGarrett: It doesn't matter, you're not going anywhere.
Catherine Rollins: Hey, look, let's forgo the whole John Wayne, "it's too dangerous for a little lady" speech, okay? You're gonna need support, I've done three tours of Kabul, and I'm just as qualified as you are when it comes to taking care of myself.
Steve McGarrett: Yes, you are.
Catherine Rollins: Good. Then you also know I'm not very good at taking "no" for an answer.

You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.

Steve McGarrett

Freddie Hart: Who packed this chute for you? It's not gonna open.
Steve McGarrett: It's only six miles down, I'll grab your legs.

Hart was just polishing the bell because he's so motivated, chief.

Steve McGarrett

Danny Williams: Why would a tourist want to be put in a cage, and then dumped in shark-infested waters? It makes no sense.
Steve McGarrett: Because they're on vacation. They want some excitement, they want some adventure.
Danny Williams: What they need is some therapy.

Steve McGarrett: What did you think he was gonna do with a helicopter, Danny?
Danny Williams: Park it next to his shrimp truck?

Danny Williams: So they just go up to the shark and shoot him between the eyes? That doesn't seem very fair.
Steve McGarrett: Now you're on the shark's side?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.