Hawaii Five-0
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Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.
Amy Davidson: You don't get it, this is complicated.
Steve McGarrett: Then speak slowly.
You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.
Danny Williams
Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?
Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?
Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.
Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.
Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.
The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.
Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]
Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.
Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.
Eric: Dude, why do you have so much ranch dressing?
Bullwinkle: Uh, because it's DELICIOUS?
