Hawaii Five-0
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We've been working on getting you a public defender, but no one can believe you're this stupid.
Danny Williams
Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?
Steve McGarrett: I had no idea you were a fan of roller derby.
Danny Williams: No, I'm not...my mother was. She thought a catfight on wheels was good home family entertainment.
Crimson Bride: Crimson Bride is my real name.
Danny Williams: Oh, okay. Your parents big Denzel fans?
Danny Williams: I'm not really getting anything from Crimson Bride, Dirty Damsel, Ivana Kiss, or any of the other ladies.
Steve McGarrett: Ivana Kiss?
Danny Williams: Yeah, her parents must be very proud.
Hey, Max, why are you turning our victim into a member of the Blue Man Group?
Danny Williams
Okay, let's be honest. We're not exactly the Waltons. You're a former spy who faked her own death twenty years ago...I got issues, Mom! I got trust issues!
Steve McGarrett
Catherine Rollins: I don't want to get in the way of your date with Danny.
Steve McGarrett: It's not a man date!
Kamekona: I just hate to see you two guys fight.
Danny Williams: We're not fighting.
Steve McGarrett: This isn't fighting.
[Fantasy football]'s Dungeons & Dragons for sports geeks.
Steve McGarrett
Danny Williams: I'm gonna let that awkward moment fade. We got a bar to go to.
Steve McGarrett: It's for a case.
Danny Williams: A bar-case.
You got a Cowboys fan dating a Redskins fan...it's like the Capulets dating the Montagues.
Danny Williams
